The Holy Messiah speaks to His congressional fan club
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Author's note: I cannot attest to the absolute accuracy of the following transcripts, as the print was smudged with perspiration by the time I received them. It seems my confidential source, a congressional page, had to smuggle them out of the House Chamber in the bustier portion of his black vinyl cat suit. This extraordinarily patriotic (and uncommonly handsome) young man is currently working his way through journalism school by moonlighting as a transvestite model for the combination escort ... (more)
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