How To Have A Bad Day in 30 Easy Steps

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1. Start the night before by taking a mixture of three Tylenol with Codeine and an Ambien.2. Clean up around your room until the above mentioned pills hit you in the side of the head like a freight train filled with hobos and transients, some of whom are burning garbage and brutalizing one another to keep warm.3. Try to walk to your bed and realize you are walking at a severe angle and the bed is swimming away on a wave of your tears, a la Alice in Wonderland.4. Pass out sideways on the bed, he ... (more)  

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